The Young Fuckables - Unregistered Sex Offender Lyrics

The limits of my unhumbleness encompasses every language spoken by (the ordinary) humans. As an example of that, I decided to be the first in the World Wide Web to transcribe the lyrics to this song, one that pleases my unhumble sense of humor. Enjoy.

The Young Fuckables - Unregistered Sex Offender

You'll be my unregistered sex offender
When my mom and dad are both at work
You'll be my unregistered sex offender
I can lie about who ripped my shirt

You're a middle-aged angel sent from above
You're required to go door to door and tell'em we're in love
We can be close together when you're far from your wife
I think that scars are really cool, you should scar me for life

If we do something dirty, I can just take a bath
Age is just a number, and I'm not good at math
Let's take it slow at first, I wanna remember it all
Because I'm gonna show them where you touched me on a doll

I know you think about me when you're at work
Let's take a walk to your car and start an AMBER alert
I know you're friends with my dad, so you're closer to me
Let's do it tonight and I'll repress the memories

You'll be my unregistered sex offender
I know how to keep a secret well
You'll be my unregistered sex offender
Wanna bring your love to show-and-tell