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Agora você entra em estado catatônico e só volta quando o blog estiver com os melhores textos sobre cerveja, mulher, música e, claro, desumildade.

WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Quando vierem tomar uma cerveja comigo, antes falem 'WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!'

Real Brothers

This guys are truly friends.

The Young Fuckables - Unregistered Sex Offender Lyrics

The limits of my unhumbleness encompasses every language spoken by (the ordinary) humans. As an example of that, I decided to be the first in the World Wide Web to transcribe the lyrics to this song, one that pleases my unhumble sense of humor. Enjoy.

The Young Fuckables - Unregistered Sex Offender

You'll be my unregistered sex offender
When my mom and dad are both at work
You'll be my unregistered sex offender
I can lie about who ripped my shirt

You're a middle-aged angel sent from above
You're required to go door to door and tell'em we're in love
We can be close together when you're far from your wife
I think that scars are really cool, you should scar me for life

If we do something dirty, I can just take a bath
Age is just a number, and I'm not good at math
Let's take it slow at first, I wanna remember it all
Because I'm gonna show them where you touched me on a doll

I know you think about me when you're at work
Let's take a walk to your car and start an AMBER alert
I know you're friends with my dad, so you're closer to me
Let's do it tonight and I'll repress the memories

You'll be my unregistered sex offender
I know how to keep a secret well
You'll be my unregistered sex offender
Wanna bring your love to show-and-tell

Left Handed Toons

Ou a subway quer ser espertinha ou o QI dos funcionários anda meio baixo.

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