Hide your kids, hide your wife...

...and hide your husband, cause they're raping errbody out here!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aula de primeiro socorros

E o Lord vem compartilhar aquilo que é muito importante para a humanidade: uma loira gostosa socorrendo a outra. Assistam um pouco daquilo que os Desumildes fazem.

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

Está noite não dormirás #002

Esta é a série dedicada àquelas músicas ruins e de refrões grudentos que incomodam um juízo não-desumilde por bastante tempo. Teste sua capacidade de ter insônia e pesadelos com essa desgraça de música-carnavalesca-funk-samba-eletrônica-do-demônio.

Está noite não dormirás #001

Watermelon Nights Are Calling
Just as soon as Ice starts Thawing
Watermelon nights will be here so sing along
Watermelon Nights are racing through the streets without a trace and watermelon nights will be gone before too long
Oh don’t be sad when the nights are over because Watermelon Nights come back every year.
Watermelon Nights are starting like the flowers in your garden Watermelon Nights are here so sing along Watermelon Nights are erasing all the teardrops on your face and watermelon nights will be gone before too long
Oh don’t be sad when the nights are over because Watermelon Nights come back every year.

O melhor Keyboard Cat do mundo!

Um cara bizarro vai mandar manobras em um lugar... também bizarro.
E se fode.







Claro, feito pelo Lord Desumilde.

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A preguiça de postar é grande, mas esse foi irresistível:

Enquanto eu arrumo os posts legais...

...eu apresento a vocês o Blobfish, o peixe mais feio do mundo.


Agora você entra em estado catatônico e só volta quando o blog estiver com os melhores textos sobre cerveja, mulher, música e, claro, desumildade.

WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Quando vierem tomar uma cerveja comigo, antes falem 'WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!'

Real Brothers

This guys are truly friends.

The Young Fuckables - Unregistered Sex Offender Lyrics

The limits of my unhumbleness encompasses every language spoken by (the ordinary) humans. As an example of that, I decided to be the first in the World Wide Web to transcribe the lyrics to this song, one that pleases my unhumble sense of humor. Enjoy.

The Young Fuckables - Unregistered Sex Offender

You'll be my unregistered sex offender
When my mom and dad are both at work
You'll be my unregistered sex offender
I can lie about who ripped my shirt

You're a middle-aged angel sent from above
You're required to go door to door and tell'em we're in love
We can be close together when you're far from your wife
I think that scars are really cool, you should scar me for life

If we do something dirty, I can just take a bath
Age is just a number, and I'm not good at math
Let's take it slow at first, I wanna remember it all
Because I'm gonna show them where you touched me on a doll

I know you think about me when you're at work
Let's take a walk to your car and start an AMBER alert
I know you're friends with my dad, so you're closer to me
Let's do it tonight and I'll repress the memories

You'll be my unregistered sex offender
I know how to keep a secret well
You'll be my unregistered sex offender
Wanna bring your love to show-and-tell

Left Handed Toons

Ou a subway quer ser espertinha ou o QI dos funcionários anda meio baixo.

Beer solves anything